The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Part 1
Posted in Mary Lou on May 14th, 2007The Quotable Spankster:
“This is a phone company.”
“Do I need to talk to Don?”
“I just want to get paid.”
I’ll tell ya, for a while there I thought I had wound up on some kind of telemarketer Do Not Call List. After hitting the ground running with “Branson & Six Flags & Toilets, Oh My!“, I was eager to test my mad improv skillz once more on another unsuspecting contestant. Instead, I was left hanging, with nary a seller to spank.
Until today. And let me be the first to assure you: it was worth the wait.
Just when I thought I couldn’t top myself with Ol’ Man Toilet Cleaner from “Branson & Six Flags & Toilets, Oh My!“, an entirely new, neurotic character bubbled to the surface and had a chat with Mary Lou. Or a complete meltdown…. whichever you want to call it… (I call it dang funny)
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