The Quotable Spankster:

“I could really use more comic books.”
“Good ol’ Lincoln.”
“Not only could you use it to spend money, but you can also kill people with it.”
“Pooooooooooooop.”

Brandon was a great guy. A cheerful, wide-eyed kid ready to take on the world of telemarketing sales. If I were to guess, I’d have to say this was his first week on the job. The guy was downright minty, like he had been freshly-pressed from the Telemarketing Machine. He took each and every bizarre comment I made in stride, never once keeping his eyes off the prize.

Toward the tail end of our conversation, I enthusiastically asked if I could talk with Brandon’s manager about some of my unique incentive ideas. He said sure, and quickly put me on hold… for the next 6 minutes. That’s right. The Spankster was spanked by my very own spankee.

Here I was, wasting his time like a professional, an’ he done turned the tables on me! Sneaky, sneaky spanker…

Brand Spanking Links: Comic Books, DC, Marvel, The Incredible Hulk, Lincoln, Tithing, Ninja Stars, Kitty Litter, Poop, Massage, Enya, Prank Calls

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