The Quotable Spankster:

“Ya ya ya.”
“May I ask what your favorite topping is?”
“My coworker Shawn would trip if he could hear you right now.”
“Naahhh…“
“Yeah, I luv you.”

So last week’s “Joy of English” spanking explored the complexities of the English language and all its intricacies. Miscommunication was rampant, and it resulted in an extra-long, extra enjoyable spanking. (On a side note, if you didn’t listen to it because it was so long and want me to repost ‘em in smaller, bite-sized segments, just drop me a line. I’m here to serve, people.)

THIS episode, on the other hand, is that one’s polar opposite. It’s short and and to-the-point, with no miscommunication whatsoever. As the Bible says, “Let your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’ and your ‘No,’ ‘No.‘” (Matthew 5:37)

And that, dear friend, is exactly what I did.

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