The Quotable Spankster:

“I have to pay YOU $900?!?”
“So, I didn’t win anything, then?”
“…and if more people would click on the ads, then I’d get paid more. Hint Hint.”
“I’m not just a one-date wonder…“
“I’ve got two balls and I use them. Wisely.”

I’ve debated whether to post this one since it’s a hefty 15 minutes long, but I’ve gotten enough positive feedback from people who listened to it on the official TeleSpank.com CD that I figured I’d make it available to everyone. (Yes, you might as well just hand me the generous Spankster of the Year award now, thank you very much…)

They say English is actually a very complex language to learn when compared to other languages. As Americans we might think we’re all that an’ a bag o’ chips, but when it comes to speaking our minds? Well, sometimes words have a way of gettin’ mixed up. I loved talking to Katie, though. Not only did I get an extended spanking out of the deal, but I think she actually thought I was funny. Seriously! She was also a heavy breather, which was kinda interesting as well. (Or were those sighs of exasperation?)

Overall, this episode waffles between painful and enjoyable (as usual), with plenty of awkward silences and a few subtle surprises for you, the listener. Although the audio quality degrades a bit toward the end, I think you’ll find it’s still well worth the full listen. Just slip on your headphones there at work and let the spankin’ begin…

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