The Quotable Spankster:

“I’ll get my end, too.”
“Did you talk to Don?”
“Are you speaking in code?”
“I don’t know what ya’ll did in Arizona.”

Here’s the video companion to “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Part 2”

Honestly, I just want to get paid…

If you haven’t already listened to my conversation with Mary Lou in “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 1,” or watched that video, be sure to do so BEFORE listening to this one. And if you listen closely, and you’ll hear that one of the characters I talk about actually changes their gender DURING the conversation… not that Mary Lou noticed…

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The Quotable Spankster:

“Hi, Mary Lou. It’s… it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you.”
“I feel that it’s very important for me to finish… what I began…”
“If I run into you, that’s great. May the best… best person win.”
“Okay…”

This was the third call from Mary Lou, and I have to say, I was stunned. Her first two calls (”The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 1” and “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 2“) were a day apart. But then there was a three week telemarketer drought, and I figured I had landed on some kind of twisted “Do Not Call” list. (My worst nightmare…)

 Thankfully, this wasn’t the case. Just as with Parts 1 & 2, I didn’t have this planned out in advance. I just picked up the phone and started rambling. I really hope she calls back someday, because now I have a full story unraveling in my head about how I saw her at the hotel in Iowa, and how she’s a pretty good shot after all… almost nicked my earlobe clean off…

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This is a transcript of the original Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 1 spanking. Personally, I think being able to read along to the text only serves to enhance the effect.

I honestly never get tired of hearing this episode! The sheer insanity of it all! When I first picked up the phone I had a vague idea of what I wanted to say, but then when I opened my mouth an original, detailed story (read:lie) came gushing out. Thankfully she called back two more times, allowing me to extend the suspense for another two complete spankings. Yowza!

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