The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 3
The Quotable Spankster:
“Hi, Mary Lou. It’s… it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you.”
“I feel that it’s very important for me to finish… what I began…”
“If I run into you, that’s great. May the best… best person win.”
“Okay…”
This was the third call from Mary Lou, and I have to say, I was stunned. Her first two calls (”The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 1” and “The Mary Lou Mystery Show, Pt. 2“) were a day apart. But then there was a three week telemarketer drought, and I figured I had landed on some kind of twisted “Do Not Call” list. (My worst nightmare…)
 Thankfully, this wasn’t the case. Just as with Parts 1 & 2, I didn’t have this planned out in advance. I just picked up the phone and started rambling. I really hope she calls back someday, because now I have a full story unraveling in my head about how I saw her at the hotel in Iowa, and how she’s a pretty good shot after all… almost nicked my earlobe clean off…
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