Matilda in “The Trouble with Turtles”
The Quotable Spankster:
“She put the turtle in the toilet and flushed it!”
“Oh my… goodness… gracious…”
“I’m not used to seeing so much… blood…”
“You know, if it’s a turtle bite it might take a while…”
Wouldn’t you know it? Matilda just can’t seem to stay out of trouble! As if playing kissy-poo with an unsuspecting dog a few weeks ago wasn’t enough, NOW she’s moved on to torturing even MORE helpless creatures! But this time, Nature Bites Back.
With a vengeance.
Thankfully, Helen was there to calmly give me the advice and support I needed. Talk about a timely telemarketer! What WOULD I have done if she HADN’T been on the phone, huh? Perhaps it’s time we all said a quiet word of thanks for the telemarketers in our lives, shall we?
Brand Spanking Links: Magazines, Attack of the Turtle, First Aid for Turtle Bites
