The Quotable Spankster:

“I love the hot wings… they give me gas.”
“When I did the loop I wet my pants.”
“Oh My, InDEED!”

This was my very first attempt at Spanking Telemarketers, and I have to admit - it couldn’t have gone any better. Not only did I get the chance to really get into character, but I was able to keep Bernadette and Michelle on the phone for a good ten minutes! To be honest, this was my second conversation with Bernadette. I tried to capture our original one the week before, but the phone battery died halfway in and I was left with 5 minutes of utterly depressing silence.

Nonetheless, the subsequent spanking you’re about to hear was well worth that small setback. So sit yourself down, take a load off and prepare to laugh ’til you cry.

Brand Spanking Links: Las Vegas, Branson, Shrimp, Hot Wings, Gas, Six Flags, Roller Coaster Incontinence, Cleaning Toilets, Tornadoes, Patriotism, Prank Calls

Legal Disclaimer: If you’re rabidly pro-Branson and take serious offense by this post, please keep in mind that it was done in jest and in character. My character didn’t care for Branson. He’s not real. He’s pretend. So don’t come cryin’ to me, the Spankster, about it, okay? There. Legal disclaimer thingy over.

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