Fantastic Spanking.
The Quotable Spankster:
“You did WHAT?”
“I kinda feel like… the world… is in trouble lately.”
“I believe that.”
“He’s completely… silver.”
This call didn’t go nearly as long as I had hoped. While I was able to mention how I had invented unstable molecules and kinda explain how they worked, I had only BEGUN to describe the mysterious “silver man” who had been visiting me lately. You know… the silver man? The guy who keeps saying the world is gonna end? Yeah, THAT guy. But halfway through my engaging story I was greeted with a most abrupt dial tone. :\
So sad… I didn’t even have the opportunity to talk about my friends Ben and Johnny, much less my primary competitor in life, Victor. Sheesh… some telemarketers just have no patience, y’know?
Brand Spanking Links: Unstable Molecules, Fire, Invisibility, Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four 2
