In Pursuit of Medieval Healthcare.
The Quotable Spankster:
“May I have your name please?” “Uh… Keith.” “Chief?”
“I’m not, I’m not… I’m not, I’m not…“
“It would definitely really sound healthy… nor sanitary… to put a larvae in a bite.”
“I can’t gives you a comment on that. But I can enroll you in this program.“
I really DID have a nasty bout with a boil around the time of this episode. You know, MRSA? The “Super Bug” everyone’s been hearing about? Yeah, well, it ain’t so super, lemme tell ya. Starts as a pimple and then it’s all downhill from there. The difference between MY situation and “Keith’s” is I had mine professionally lanced at a clinic, rather than waiting for the lovely thing to burst on its own.
Wanna talk about pain? Go get a festering boil lanced and squeezed and pinched. Then we’ll talk. (Boy How DEE, did that hurt. An’ I have a low pain tolerance to start with. Seriously. You’d think I was a redhead or something.)
But enough about my daring survival stories… give it a listen already!
Brand Spanking Links: MRSA, Maggot Therapy, More Maggot Therapy, Prank Calls, Pranks, Spanking Telemarketers, TeleSpank.com
