The Quotable Spankster:

“Is it fixed or adjusted on the rate?”    “Um… I believe so.”
“Which school?”   “Lakeside.”   “You did not!!”
“Did you have Mrs. Newton?”   “Yes!!”
“…you didn’t have the Arkansas accent…”     “That’s what gives me away!”

Alison was a sweet, sweet lady. She took the few verbal crumbs I fed her and ran headfirst down the rabbit hole I had created. I present this spanking to the public as a stern warning: don’t get taken off guard by people pretending to know you. This is how a con works, people. Listen and take notes. If I wasn’t the sweet-natured, funny guy I was, this could’ve been the beginning of a messy, messy affair. (Usually quite lucrative for con men without scruples, willing to break women’s hearts.) I’m not that guy, so I cut this one short before Alison could smoke me out for the faking rat I was.

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