Shockingly Messy.
The Quotable Spankster:
“Are you between the ages of 18 and 70?”
“Sure, I’m like, 69.” “Oh! Perfect!”
“Ow! That hurts!!!”
“He grabbed my taser.” “Oh! No!”
Yes, this is a shameless attempt to capitalize on the Andrew “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” Meyer incident of a few months ago. I admit this freely, so don’t bust my chops over it. In a few months the novelty of it all will wear off, but that catchphrase? Well, that’s gonna live on for eternity. (Can’t wait to explain to my grandkids that I was alive when the guy first shrieked it on YouTube. To which they’ll undoubtedly respond, “What’s YouTube!?!” Or, “What’s a taser!?”)
Anyhow, this is another installation what was completely unscripted. It’s not a favorite of mine, but like the others I think it’s still pretty dang funny. TeleSpank isn’t just always about wasting a telemarketer’s time. Sometimes it’s about giving them something to go home and talk about around the dinner table. You know, “How was your day, dear?” an’ stuff like that. 
If I get a good opportunity I’ll try another crack at it someday. And I should emphasize that the recurring number theme was NOT intentional! It was the first number under 70 that stuck in my head and I ran with it. That’s it. Case closed. (Seriously. How nasty do you guys think I AM?!?)
Nevermind. Don’t answer that. I don’t wanna know.
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