Some Spanking Music (Now with MONO!)
The Quotable Spankster:
“I see you left your account in grrreat standing.”
“All the music? It’s in mono… now…”
“I’m not sure if this particular CD is in mono or not…”
“I read in AM magazine that they were going to make a mono CD.”
Jayme was young and energetic. She had her script and she was rarin’ to go, ready to re-enroll me in my abandoned music club. But she didn’t anticipate my recent smackdown with Mother Nature. If you listen closely you can actually hear her excitement die a quick death as I share the riveting story about my pain and loss, as well as my profound wisdom and insight into the frightening world of (*gasp*) mono.
Her comment regarding the mono capabilities of their CDs was the initial spark that motivated me to read as many books on improvisation as possible. ‘Cause you gotta be ready to yank their chains in a whole new direction when the conversation twists THAT quickly. Yowza!
I particularly enjoyed the part where I called for my wife to see if it would be okay if I could rejoin the club. Thankfully this call took place during one of the rare moments my entire family was out of the house, leaving me alone to play with my telemarketer toys as loudly as I wanted to.
Why the conversation took the unexpected twist in the end, I can’t tell you. I guess I was getting bored and wanted to wrap things up, so I made the conversation as awkward as I could. But as awkward as it became, I’m sure Jayme felt even more confused with my parting words.
I know I would, if I were still a telemarketer.
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