The Quotable Spankster:

“You’re scaring me, sir.”
“Can you feel it?” “Probably. Yeah, I guess so.”
“All ghosts are are electrons leftover from somebody’s spirit.”
“Are there ghosts in my computer?”
“An’ there’s four billion trillion electrons in your body.”
“I dropped a remote, but I didn’t drop all three.”

Once more I took an opportunity to call upon the vast depths of telemarketer wisdom and insight. Honestly, who knew that we just recently figured out that each electron holds about 100 gigabytes? Wow. What’s more, this guy really got into it, going so far as to give me a spontaneous lesson in Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo 101.

What I found hilarious was the fact that even when I was pretty much busted and “the jig was up,” he STILL reassured that whatever ghosts might be in the house can’t hurt me. Now THAT is a thoughtful telemarkter!

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