That Feeling Inside.
The Quotable Spankster:
“It… it’s still alive… I can still feel it…”
“It’s kind of like a, big maggot, I guess…”
“I’ve gotta say, this is NOT worth $15.00.”
“Maybe you should see a doctor, sir.””
I planned this one a few weeks in advance. In fact, I even practiced on my brother a few days beforehand, and when he heard the realistic plunking of foreign objects into the toilet and asked what the heck was wrong with me, I just KNEW I had a golden spanking on my hands. 
Or at least the makings of one…
Talk about persistence, though. I mean, I know I told him that I really wanted him to continue so I could lower my mortgage, but COME ON! The lining of my stomach is practically hanging outta the corner of my mouth, here! Do I really care to answer what year my house was built, or whether it was made of straw or stick or bricks? I Think Not.
As fun as it was to pretend I’m puking my guts out throughout this one, this spanking’s glorious highlight can be found in its final three seconds. It’s a virtual TeleSpank Party Line!
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